scorpiofruit:

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

trichkov:

arrtpop:

if gaga ever did that ice water challenge thing i’d want her to make it the sexiest video of the kind ever. like she should call steven klein to shoot the water falling on her naked body in slow motion while the sickest remix of sexxx dreams plays. different camera angles. wet hair game strong. even some ice on mouth teasing. the sexiest ice water challenge video ever to shame everyone who tries to do it next. 

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the-chandelier-swing:

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girlfights:

YOU FORGOT YOUR PICKLE JUICE DALILA

tagged: +the pickle juice  +vid 

noflexzoneremix:

"Hello 9-1-1? The negriods are having a little too much fun in church"

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

whitegirlsaintshit:

thisiselliz:

Y’all remember when ppl were taking pictures with xans, cigarettes & adida Tracksuit now its Nike and water bottles. I wonder what’s going to pop off next?

i hope it’s choir robes and bibles.

I’m not turnt enough for this.
My response to everything (via whitegirlsaintshit) ←

girlfights:

When white people get dragged for being racist

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paid-in-starbucks:

"is the dick bomb"

me:

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He hit me and it felt like a kiss…

He hit me and it felt like a kiss…